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-surfing and the mosh-pits rioting.

Lead singer Matt Good. The ladies love him.

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So I started surfing yesterday with a few friends…Turned out to be harder than it looked, although was able to get up on the board and ride a wave…

Hi, Please school me on anonymous internet surfing. I realise that this probably doesn’t exist, but I want to protect myself a little bit more from ISP / government etc spying on…

Finding surfboards for sale is just about the easiest thing in the world to do. The problem is that surfboards can cost a king’s ransom, and when investing that kind of money, you want to be sure about what you are getting. There are many different types of boards to choose from such as longboards, shortboards, paddle boards, and foam boards.

Summer is often equated with fun in the sun. What better way to have fun in the sun then to enjoy the time honored tradition of surfing? There are many different types of surfboards created for specific skill levels as well as functions. The three main types of board are soft surfboards, the longboards, and the shortboards.

In case you guys are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego. CNN reports:

The quake’s epicenter was about 2 miles southwest of Chino Hills and about 5 miles southeast of Diamond Bar, the USGS said. Chino Hills is about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
There were no immediate reports of injury or damage in Los Angeles, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey told The Associated Press. San Bernardino County fire dispatch did not have reports of damage, AP said.

No major injuries which means Heidi and Spencer are still alive. Dammit, God, you missed! I hear the phone lines are a mess, but from the sound of it, everyone’s just a bit “shaken up.” Get it? I’m horribly inappropriate. But in all seriousness, The Superficial hopes everyone’s doing alright and your loved ones are safe. (Unless you’re related to Ashton Kutcher, then I rescind my prior statement.)

EDIT: Video of what the quake looked like on the set of Judge Judy after the jump.

Britney Spears is dropping a ton of coin to, scientifically speaking, tighten that ass up. She’s spending roughly $22 grand a month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer. Britney was getting sick of the constant pregnancy rumors, so she decided to do something about it that, surprisingly, didn’t involve flashing her vagina at a Whopper. Wow, she has changed. The Daily Mail reports:

She has also taken on some of Victoria Beckham’s diet tips, eating plenty of steamed fish and snacking on edamame beans. Britney also endures intensive work-outs with Pussycat Dolls’ personal trainer James Van Daff as well as three-hour dance classes six times a week.
The source added: ‘Britney piled on a lot of weight earlier this year. She was so stressed about the custody case and her medication for her bipolar disorder also made her put on weight. She was tired of being flabby and wanted to do something about it.’
Now, says the insider: ‘Britney is so proud of herself because her ab muscles are back. She’s feeling better than she has in ages.’

See? This is exactly what I tell women while I′m waiting in line at Starbucks. If you’re serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G’s a month. It’s that simple. Otherwise, you should probably let me have your whipped cream, or else your husband will sleep with his secretary. What can I say? I′m an inspiration.

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Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must’ve been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six:

“He didn’t know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick,” said one spy. “He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day.”

Yeah? That’s nothing. One time I got bit by a shark disguised as an alligator. Okay, maybe it was a mosquito, but in my mind it felt like an alligator who later revealed himself to be a shark, so that’s what I’m telling people/chicks. Ball’s in your court, Seacrest.

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“Does this make my butt look big?”

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