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Imagine starting your morning with warm sunshine, a cool ocean breeze, and the sands of pristine beaches underfoot. If you are looking to incorporate some excitement and new destinations in your summer this year consider taking a ride on the waves at a one-day or overnight surf camp.

Summer is just around the corner, and for anyone who lives near the coast or is ready to vacation, that means it’s time to go to the beach with a surfboard in tow! One pastime that gets everyone out in the water to cool off is longboard surfing, because the small waves of summer are perfect for a longboarding. Out of all the surfboards out there, why are longboards so popular during June, July and August? Because unlike shortboards, longer boards are made more for the lazy waves of summer, because all surfers know that depending on where you are located, most of the swells in summer are one foot high.

I wasn’t going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here’s Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. Maybe ’showing off’ isn’t the right choice of words here, since the photographers basically have their hands up her skirt. I’m not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears’ butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we’re talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears’ private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a dirty old man’s armpit.

NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears’ taint.

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