
Amy Winehouse attend her husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s court hearing yesterday and surprise! She was a giant crack ball of clusterfuckage. The Sun reports:
Amy shouted to a judge “It’s like Disneyland” during her husband’s pre-trial hearing yesterday. She made the remark after the prosecutor explained how the case against BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL might be delayed by juror holidays in the summer.
At another point the Back To Black star made a “yap, yap, yap” gesture as a lawyer spoke.
An usher had already ordered her to sit down and behave, after she stood up and made a big play of rummaging in her clothes.
The singer snapped back loudly: “I’m just tucking my skirt in” before slowly sitting.
The Sun left out the part where Amy climbed up the judge’s bench and proceeded to bang the gavel while yelling “Border! Border in the fort!” Then she put on his powdered wig and crawled across the jurors laps singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” There were no survivors.
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